And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize
