That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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