Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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