Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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