i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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