i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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