i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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