YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
two words...techno handjob
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My dick has a subreddit
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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