I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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