i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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