You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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