ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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