I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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