i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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