I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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