my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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