Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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