i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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