I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
