you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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