Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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