I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. Itβs bad. But Iβll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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