i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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