I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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i've created a new STD.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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