I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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