Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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