just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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