I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
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she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm sobbing to NWA
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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