thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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