It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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