Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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