i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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