OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
one might say we're banned from that church
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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