Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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