he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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