i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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