eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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