So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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