Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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