Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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