What should our trivia night team be named?
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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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