the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
we made out on top of his cat.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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