we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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