Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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