Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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