He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
