Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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