i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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