...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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