I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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