So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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