There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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